Hello! My name is Mongomory Ferret. Some call me Montgomery Weasel, or Weezel, but most just call me Monty. I am a ferret who lives a rather plush life. I get my full of crunchies (food) and have plenty of cozy places to nap. But the most exciting thing is that I might be getting a companion ex-racing greyhound for a friend. My owner says that she's going to pull that greyhound out of retirement and start racing it again to supplement her wages at the fruit company. And guess what? I get to be the jockey! My owner is already looking for a little silk jockey outfit, hat, and goggles for me, and and a saddle and whip for the dog.
Tonight the lady from the greyhound association called. While she really seemed to like my owner, she posed several concerns about living with me and my brother, Riley. She seems to think that the greyhound will chase us around the house and try to hurt us. Little does she know of our plan! I'm not afraid of a dog, and certainly not one that I'll be riding, so it should be just fine. Besides, everyone who meets me instantly likes me anyway.
Hopefully we'll know more soon. I'm really looking forward to meeting my new companion greyhound.
m.f.
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